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  1. ALL CARTOONS ARE FUCKIN' DICKS! @DylanMSNBC, @maddow, @MADNews101 are all cartoons!
  2. Keith Olbermann...Tonight's WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD! Bill O'Reilly Kicks Ass!!!!!!
  3. WOW! Chris Matthews SUCKS! A douchebag like him is probably getting a blow job from another pussy liberal like @MADNews101!
  4. We LOVE Sean Hannity!! Cum all over us Glenn Beck!!
  5. @briandevine FUCK YOU.
  6. Pussies: @MADNews101, @ConanVideoBlogs, @AllHuffPost. It's liberals like you that ruin America.
  7. Shut the fuck up @ImusShow. You nappy-headed ho. Your wife's a cunt by the way.
  8. Yo. It's @WeGotEd! I'm high on crack right now. May not be at work tonight.
  9. Barack Obama is a stupid fucking socialist.
  10. Holy Shit!! @maddow, her partner, & @WeGotEd are having a 3-way!
  11. Hey it's Olbermann. Don't tell anyone I snuck over to CNN to rape Lou Dobbs.
  12. What up motherfuckers?!?!
  13. TV: Video: Suspected shooter laid-off http://bit.ly/2uYvjc
  14. TV: Video: Police identify suspect in Orlando high-rise shooting http://bit.ly/1VC2ld
  15. Entertainment: Police call woman, 19, leader of burglary ring http://bit.ly/2wfDFq
  16. Entertainment: Jacksons reality series to premiere Dec. 13 http://bit.ly/E7lVm
  17. Entertainment: Does ‘Precious’ stereotype big black women? http://bit.ly/80TkL
  18. CNBC: Consumer borrowing falls for record 8th month http://bit.ly/4FfkhA
  19. Politics: Obama will push health bill in Sat. Hill visit http://bit.ly/uPP0B
  20. U.S.: US cops: Wife faked own abduction to scam hubby http://bit.ly/4nIfYu